Spit up is an intriguing substance. I was never around a baby until I had my son three years ago. He had a reflux problem for many months, so I quickly became skilled at seeing those subtle signs that occur a few fractions of a second before the regurgitated breastmilk starts to fly. And it’s pretty easy to catch it if you’re prepared, as long as you’re in a well lit room. The funny thing about spit up is that it’s at normal body temperature. Which means, for example, if your son decides to shower you with it at midnight while you’re holding him in a recliner in a dark room, you don’t notice the extent of the damage until it starts to cool. It’s then that you realize you are now covered from shoulder to knee with approximately 4 ounces of partially curdled milk.
And now it’s my daughter’s turn to help me refresh my spit up catching reflexes. Usually I’m pretty good. But yesterday she was sitting on the floor playing with some toys and I was lying on the floor with my head in her lap, looking up at her. She often likes to grab my hair or face when I’m in that position. So there I was with my head kind of sideways and a little upside down when I heard that unmistakable sound of an eminent spit up eruption. But before I had a chance to move, it hit me. A direct shot right into my nose. And because of the angle of my head, it proceeded to run further up my nose. All I could do was laugh at the absurdity of having my daughter spit up into my nose, something that most people will hopefully never have to experience. And of course, my daughter just looked at me and smiled and laughed, which made it all okay.